"Jesus and the Warlord" by Clayton Emery

Jesus
and the
Warlord


© 1988 and 2008
by Clayton Emery


This story originally appeared in ROBIN HOOD AND THE BEASTS OF SHERWOOD.  Allan A'Dale tells it to the children to illustrate an alternative to violence.  Preachers, priests, ministers and other theologians may use this story as an oral sermon, not to be published.  An acknowledgement such as "Thanks to Clayton Emery" would be nice.  And thanks to Earl Wajenberg for valuable background material.


One day in his travels Jesus came upon a mighty army. The army was as thick as locusts, ready to enter and sack a mighty city. A scholar had been sent out of the city to negotiate with the king of the army. But the king would hear nothing from the scholar, and pressed for war.

Seeing Jesus, and recognizing Him as the famous man of peace, the scholar approached. “Lord,” he pleaded, “can you not intercede on the city’s behalf? If they attack, scores both within and without will suffer.”

Jesus approached the invading king and asked, “Why do you make war upon this city?”

The king replied, “The warlord of this city has captured my son and holds him to a ransom of one hundred talents. On my honor, I will not pay the ransom, so I must war to get back my son.”

Jesus said, “Your sword will rust in its scabbard, for I shall obtain your son’s release. Then shall you know who here is king.”

To this the king replied, “I have heard about you, Jesus of Nazareth. They say you are the son of God and that you perform miracles. I don’t believe it.You may try to release my son, but if you fail, I will have you torn apart by wild horses.”

Jesus nodded and entered the city with the scholar.  He said, “Take me to the warlord.”


In a palace rich with rugs and incense, Jesus addressed the warlord and asked if the ransom was still one hundred talents.

The warlord laughed. “It is. Anyone may have the boy for one hundred talents, but it shall not be you, Nazarene, for you have not a single florin.”

Jesus replied, “You shall have your money before the sun sets, but it shall cost you more than one hundred talents.” And He left the throne room.

As they passed out of the palace, Jesus saw a woman weeping in a garden. He stopped and asked her what was the matter.

It was the warlord’s wife. “I am unhappy because my husband sports with a prostitute and ignores me.”

Jesus said, “Go and wash your face, for your husband shall know you tonight.” Jesus  then told the scholar, “Take me to the richest man in this town.”

The richest man was a Jewish usurer. The moneylender had a fine house, but people crossed the street as they approached it. Jesus spoke to the moneylender and asked him what he wanted most.

The moneylender said, “What do I want most? I want more gold. Enough gold to fill a house to the roof!”

Jesus said,“No, you don’t.You want to be respected, so people will greet you by name and not spit on you when you pass.”

The usurer was much surprised, and said, “That is true. More than anything I would love a house and farm, that I might be treated as an equal by my neighbors.”

Jesus asked, “Would you give a hundred talents to have it so?”

“Gladly,” replied the moneylender.

Jesus said, “I will return.” To the scholar He said, “Take me to the best farmer in the land.”

The scholar led Him to a large vineyard where the grape arbors were laden to breaking. Jesus said to the vintner, “What is it you most want in the world?”

The vintner said, “What do I most want? I want it to rain regularly, so my grapes will grow that I might harvest them and press barrels of wine.”

And Jesus said, “That is not so. You wish to be free of this farm, where you were born and have lived all your life.”

The vintner was amazed. “That is true. I would like to roam the hills and mountains by myself, taking my time and going where I wish.”

“Would you give up your farm to do so?” asked Jesus.

“Verily, I would,” replied the vintner, “if it were left in capable hands.”

Jesus said, “I will return.” To the scholar He said, “Take me to the most adventurous man in the city.”

The scholar led Him to a strong man who was the chief hunter for the Roman soldiers. Jesus said to the hunter, “What is it you most want in the world?”

The hunter looked to the hills. “What do I most want? To be able to walk with my dog through the mountains, to find good water and kill the deer far from home.”

Jesus said, “That is not true. Most of all you want to sail the sea.”

The hunter looked surprised. “That is true, but I am not a free man. I am obligated to the centurion as long as I live, for he once saved my life.”

Jesus said, “I will return.”To the scholar He said, “Take me to the centurion.”

But the scholar became cross, and he demanded of Our Lord, “How can all this talk bring home the boy? We walk all over town and accomplish nothing!”

To which Jesus replied, “A man fails when he stops trying. If trapped in a dark cave, do you sit down and moan and wail, or do you look for an escape? My Father would have us try all avenues before we despair, for it is man’s lot to persevere.”

The scholar then led Him to the Roman barracks, where they found the centurion. Jesus asked the man, “What is it that you want most in the world?”

The centurion laughed. “What is it I want most? To fight, to serve, to drink, to whore. That is all a soldier needs.”

Jesus said, “That is not true. What you want is a wife to keep a home and give you children.”

The centurion was angry at this reply. “What you say may be, but I have seen countless women and all unfaithful. There is not one who would be true to me.”

Jesus asked, “If I could find you a chaste wife, would you release the service of your chief hunter?”

The centurion was perplexed. “I might. But I doubt there’s a faithful woman in the city, or in all the world of men.”

Jesus said, “I will return.” To the scholar He said, “Take me to see the prostitute who consorts with the warlord.”

The scholar brought Him to the prostitute. She dressed gaily, but wore much paint to hide her shame. Jesus asked the prostitute, “What would you like most in the world?”

The harlot laughed, “What would I like? Fine clothes, good food and wine, and lots of men to keep me happy.”

Jesus shook His head. “That is not true. What you want is to be a good woman, respected and admired.”

The harlot’s eyes flashed. “What you say is true. I would be decent and not a whore, but no one can change the past.”

Jesus asked, “If you could attain a position of privilege, would you become the wife of a good man and remain faithful to him?”

The harlot frowned. “Yes, but I must first be respected before I could marry.”

Jesus took her by the hand, and with His touch the prostitute was made pure.

And Jesus said, “Come with me.”


Jesus, the scholar, and the prostitute went to the palace. There they met the warlord’s wife in the garden. The lady asked what Jesus wanted. “Your husband has been sporting with a prostitute, who was this woman.” The wife made to strike the harlot, but Jesus stayed her hand. “Hire you this woman as your first handmaiden. She will gain respect as the consort of the queen. She can then marry a decent man and remain chaste to him. Thereafter, she will always be with you by day and her husband by night. Your husband can no longer consort with her.” The lady weighed the words of Jesus, and agreed.

Jesus said, “Come with me.”

Jesus, the scholar, the prostitute, and the wife went to the barracks. Jesus said to the centurion, “Take you this woman to wife. She has been with too many men and no respect. Love her well and she will remain faithful.”

But the centurion objected. “I cannot marry a whore.”

Jesus replied, “She is no longer a whore, but has been made pure. She will be a chaste woman who attends the warlord’s wife by day and you by night.”

The centurion believed what Jesus said and consented.

Jesus said, “Come with me.”

Jesus, the scholar, the prostitute, the wife, and the centurion went to the hut of the hunter. Jesus said to him, “The centurion will release you from your obligation, that you might go to sea.” The centurion did so, wishing him well in his travels.

Jesus said, “Come with me.”

Jesus, the scholar, the prostitute, the wife, the centurion, and the hunter went to the vineyard. Jesus said to the vintner, “This man has led an adventurous life as a hunter. Now that he goes to sea, the centurion needs another. You may become a hunter as you wish and roam the hills.”

The vintner liked the idea, and consented to give up his land.

Jesus said, “Come with me.”

Jesus, the scholar, the prostitute, the wife, the centurion, the hunter, and the vintner all went to the house of the moneylender. Jesus said, “This vintner will grant you his lands. Work hard on the vines that you might become a good neighbor and be loved by all.” The moneylender said he would.

Then Jesus said, “Give me one hundred talents.” The moneylender did, praising His wisdom.

Our Lord and the scholar went to the warlord’s palace.

Once there, Jesus handed the warlord the talents and said, “Give me the king’s child.”

The child was brought forward and given over to Him. The warlord was amazed that a penniless stranger had earned one hundred talents in less than a day, and demanded to hear the whole story. In tones of worship the scholar related the proceedings.

When it was finished, the warlord said, “You talk a good scheme, Nazarene. Everyone in it gave up what they had to get what they wanted. But not I. I have received one hundred talents without giving up anything.”

Jesus said, “That is not true. The prostitute you consorted with is a decent woman now, handmaiden to your wife and wife to a Roman centurion. Your whore has been taken from you by your own greed.”

And Jesus and the scholar left the city with the child.


As Jesus walked from the walled city with the child on his hand, there was a great tumult among the king’s army. The soldiers raised their swords as the Lord passed. Jesus gave the son to the father, saying, “Here is your child. Now sheathe your sword and go in peace.”

The king was most pleased to have his son back alive, but perplexed how Jesus had accomplished it with no money and no army.

The scholar explained, “Verily, sire, it was a string of miracles. Without raising a hand He has caused, willingly, a moneylender to hand over his gold, a vintner to give up his farm, a hunter to leave the hills, a centurion to dismiss an obligation, a prostitute to stop whoring, and a warlord to give up his captive!”

The king hugged his son. “Then I was mistaken about you, Lord Jesus. You have my thanks.”

The scholar raised his hands to Heaven. “And there is the greatest miracle of all! He hath caused a king to admit he was wrong!”

And Jesus smiled.


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